Hey I’m Dean…

I’m Dean Casino, devout hedonist and follower of all that is disreputable. Several years ago, I was involved in a car accident that could have left me very dead. Instead, I walked (Or rather, ran) away from the incident unscathed. I swore from that day forth, I would live life with no regrets and screw or drink anything (anything being either alcohol or desirable women) that crossed my path. All events within are true, the names however, are not.